Friday, August 25, 2006

"Ushpizin," "Steins" coming to Macon

With "Ushpizin" and "Keeping Up With the Steins" coming to Macon's two arthouse movie havens soon, I suppose you could call it "Jewish Week."

No matter what name you give it, with the current state of our world, maybe its high time we learned a little something about a culture many of us (including me) know little about. Besides, if today's guest reviewers are right, they both sound pretty darn entertaining.


"Ushpizin"

When I first questioned how to pronounce the name of this one, my cubicle mate Renee Martinez piped up with a surprising "oh yeah, that's on my Netflix list" (surprising, perhaps, only because I'm a snob who thinks I've heard of any movie my co-workers have long before they do. Silly me.)

Renee reports that she quite enjoyed this Israeli movie about a poor, childless orthodox couple struggling to celebrate the Jewish holy day of Succoth. However, since she didn't write a review for me of this flick being presented Sunday at the Douglass Theatre by the Macon Film Guild, that honor goes to guest reviewer Kenneth Turan of the Los Angeles Times (though he doesn't know he's been given this distinction.) Here's what he had to say:

When "Ushpizin" opens, Moshe Bellanga (Shuli Rand) and his wife, Malli (Michal Bat Sheva Rand), relative newcomers to a Hasidic community, are too synagogue-mouse poor to be able to celebrate the holiday (Sukkoch) at all. But then Moshe remembers what a rabbi once said: "If something is lacking, it was either not prayed for, or not prayed for enough." So Moshe throws himself into ecstatic prayer and soon enough spending money and a sukkah both almost miraculously come his way.

The couple's hope for guests also gets answered, but in a most unexpected way. Showing up at the sukkah are Eliyahu Scorpio (Shaul Mizrahi, a Harry Dean Stanton look-alike) and his pal Yossef (Ilan Ganani), a pair of escaped convicts who have a connection to Moshe's shady pre-Orthodox life.

Obviously, these guests are not exactly pillars of Talmudic rectitude, and though the convicts wonder just how sincere Moshe's change of life is, Moshe and Malli treat them as part of God's plan, as a test from the Almighty. A comedic clash between these oil-and-water lifestyles is inevitable, and "Ushpizin" works up some amiably funny moments as the Almighty's intentions for these people are slowly revealed.

A respectful comedy whose interest for most audiences will be part anthropological, "Ushpizin" walks an interesting line. While it only glancingly refers to some of ultra-orthodoxy's more controversial elements — the childless Malli suggests her husband divorce her to marry someone potentially more fertile — the film idealizes the community in an entertaining way.

This sounds fascinating to me, so I'll make it my second Film Guild movie in a row when this one screens at 2, 4:30 and 7:30 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 13, at the Douglass Theatre in downtown Macon. Maybe I'll see you there. (It is rated PG-13 for mild thematic elements.)

Keeping Up with the Steins

On the surface, thise one looks to me like something that might have been made by a Jewish Tyler Perry.

In a battle of bar mitzvahs, young Benjamin's father plans to outdo his best friend by throwing Ben a super bash - at Dodger Stadium. Bejamin hatches a plan to sabotage this insanity and well, you can probably see where this is going. It all sounds a little too touchy-feely for me, but we'll see. It's being presented next week at the Capitol Theatre, downtown Macon's home for great beer, even better pizza and, sometimes, yet even better movies.

Since I haven't seen this one either, here's an assessment from our second guest reviewer, Rogert Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times (get well soon, Roger!)

The family is headed by Adam Fiedler (Jeremy Piven), a Hollywood agent who is envious when his archrival Arnie Stein (Larry Miller) throws a bar mitzvah for his own 13-year-old that includes an ocean cruise, a giant model of the Titanic and a trained killer whale wearing a yarmulke.

Adam consults with his wife Joanne (Jamie Gertz) about a bar mitzvah to shame the Steins. It may involve booking Dodger Stadium and having his son Benjamin (Daryl Sabara of "Spy Kids") arrive from the sky.

The problem with this grandiose scheme is that young Benjamin has no heart for it. Because he narrates the movie, we learn from his point of view that he feels embarrassed by all the attention, overwhelmed by the scope of the ceremony and terrified by his inability to master Hebrew in time to read it aloud during the religious prelude to the conspicuous consumption. He is also sad that his grandfather Irwin (Garry Marshall) has not been invited; Irwin and Adam have not been on speaking terms for years.

The movie was directed by Scott Marshall, son of Garry, nephew of Penny, and therefore born with comic timing in his genes. His plot is not astonishingly original; it bears some similarity to the competition over holiday decorations in the awful "Christmas With the Kranks" (2004), and cheerfully goes for one-liners and sight gags. But it is always about something, and if a bar mitzvah marks a boy's entry into manhood, Benjamin's shows him becoming his own man.

At one point in the film Adam looks at home movies of his own bar mitzvah, a humble backyard affair. His wife has never seen them before. They are a reminder of the underlying purpose of the ceremony, which is not to out-spend the neighbors but to wish a young man godspeed in his life. Because the movie never really forgets this, "Keeping Up With the Steins" never loses its footing.

This is being shown at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 16, and Sunday, Aug. 20, at the Capitol Theatre in downtown Macon. (It is rated PG-13 for some crude language, nudity and brief drug references).

Even better, the DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS are coming to the Capitol Sept. 14 to just rock beyond all reasonable comprehension. I doubt they'll transform the classy Capitol into a glorious den of filth like they do with Athens' 40 Watt, but it should still just be tons of fun. Get your tickets now here.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Searching for Reds fans, where are ya?

For years Cincinnati rivaled with St. Louis as the two best baseball cities in the country, mainly because Cincinnati was the home of the first professional baseball team, the Cincinnati Red Stockings, which would later evolve into the present-day Cincinnati Reds, which started in 1892 and has operated ever since in the National League.But with the current success of the Reds this season, the Reds fans have not come out in full force although the Reds are clawing with the Cardinals for the National League Central crown and are leading the Wild Card as of this writing.Before last night's game even started, Rick Horton and John Rooney were commenting on the half-empty scene that they witnessed before last night's first pitch (although the GABP would be filled to capacity much later on in the game) and even the Reds players came out of their dugout with faces of disappointment because of the importance of this series for both the Cardinals and the Reds.To draw more people out to the ballpark, the Reds put out $1 hot dogs promotions for the remaining games in the series as a way to reach the 1 million or so missing Reds fans in the Cincinnati area.But the one thing that no one has noticed is why would attendance be such a problem when you have to (at some ballparks) spend 15 minutes looking for a parking spot near the ballpark. Some instances of this (see Dodger Stadium for proof) is because most people spend almost an hour looking for a parking spot and paying in upwards of $10 or $15 to park their vehicles.Then they have to deal with the heavy car and pedestrian traffic after leaving their respective garages and then long lines at the entry gates.That's pretty much pretzel logic right there.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Update

Lots and lots of trades went down this afternoon, leaving me utterly dazed and confused. Let's try to do this chronologically:


Having lost their second best reliever, Duaner Sanchez, for the rest of the season, the Mets made a move to fill out their bullpen. New York sent starting right fielder Xavier Nady to the Pirates for elderly reliever Roberto Hernandez and failed prospect Oliver Perez.



The Mets add a rather average pitcher in Hernandez. Hernandez has pitched well in what is his age 41 season and the end of his contract. He still gives up enough walks to make things exciting from time to time, but he won't completely kill the performance of what is the majors' elite bullpen. The addition of Perez is a bit less rosy. After flourishing in his first several major league years, Perez has hit the skids - hard. 2005 was horrible, 2006 even worse for the 24 year-old left-hander. His strikeout rate has fallen for three straight seasons while his walk rate has skyrocketed to over 6 per 9 innings. Earlier this summer the Pirates decided they had endured enough and sent him to AAA. His peripherals have looked solid in Indianapolis, but the 5.63 ERA looks foreboding. Talent-for-talent, the Mets got the raw end of this trade in ceding Xavier Nady. At 27 years old, Nady started most of the time in right for the Mets this season, providing an average bat and subpar glove. His .271 EQA isn't great, but it's better than the Milledge(.239)/Chavez (.265) combination that will replace him. Truth be told, the Mets didn't struggle with Nady on the DL earlier this season, so they'll be fine without him. However, I don't think what they get from Hernandez is enough to cover the gap between Nady and his replacements.
For the Pirates, this deal is so-so. The elderly Hernandez is of no use to a team focused on the future, and Oliver Perez is of no use to any team, no matter what. In the end, they shed some baggage and get a pretty average player in return. The Pirates' official depth chart has Nady at first base for the time being, which is odd, but I'm sure he'll fill the role left open by Craig Wilson's departure: playing the corner positions and first at random intervals.





Soon after making the move for Nady, the Pirates decided to replace the horrible starting pitcher they just discarded with another similarly horrible starting pitcher, Shawn Chacon. The Yankees recieve Craig Wilson as compensation.

The Pirates shouldn't expect too much from Chacon, whose 2005 luck quickly ran out in 2006, leading to an ERA of 7.00. Alas, this is what happens when you walk 36 and strike out only 35. It seems the Coors effect is following poor Shawn, begging the question, "Shouldn't it be called the Chacon effect?"
The Yankees get another piece to add to their behemoth of a bench in Craig Wilson. Wilson has been notoriously under-utilized by the Pirates, despite his 20 homer potential. He'll probably get even less playing time in New York considering the cornucopia of corner outfield types, but he could be an important cog in what looks to be a finely tuned winning machine in the Bronx. Aaron Guiel was optioned to AAA, and Andy Phillips probably won't see as much of the field after this move. I liked Guiel and like Phillips, but there really isn't room for quadruple-A guys on a team gunning for a title.The Dodgers made two big trades today, both of which help with their depth.
First, Los Angeles grabbed Greg Maddux from Chicago for infielder Cesar Izturis. Maddux certainly isn't the pitcher he once was, but he is still around league average in the NL. Moving to pitcher-friendly Dodger Stadium should help Maddux's ERA (4.69) into the same range as his FIP (3.85). The pickup gives the Dodgers an incredibly deep rotation that includes three established veterans near the top. Either Aaron Sele, Mark Hendrickson, or Chad Billingsley will become a long reliever, giving the team lots of flexibility in a bullpen that is already a position of strength. Second, the Dodgers picked up infielder Julio Lugo from Tampa Bay. Lugo was made redundant in Tampa by the arrival of Ben Zobrist, and his contract demands were, quite frankly, a bit ridiculous. The Dodgers have a very crowded infield picture, with Betemit manning third, Furcal at short, Kent at second, Nomar at first, and Lugo as the utility man. Furcal's recent hot streak considered, when healthy, the Dodgers possess a very potent offensive infield.
Making things even sunnier in Chavez Ravine is the fact that Cesar Izturis is no longer wearing Dodger blue. In a horrific lapse in judgment, the Cubs decided they wanted to augment their hit-allergic infield by adding yet another player with a terrible aversion to the stick. Admittedly, Todd Walker was horrible with the glove and Izturis is a wizard, but Cesar just can't hit. Izturis is in the middle of his second straight .223 EQA season and hits home runs about as often as his new employer wins the world series. Come to think of it, there may be a reason the Cubs aren't winning those championships...For Lugo, the Dodgers sent the Devil Rays prospects Joel Guzman and Sergio Pedroza. This deal is understandable for Tampa Bay because Lugo's contract demands proved to be far beyond what the team was willing to pay. The 21 year-old Guzman is a supersized infielder-turned-outfielder who swings a big bat. Guzman has posted a .297/.353/.464 line in AAA this season, which is where he'll start for Tampa. Guzman is shaky in the field, but the Rays could use someone to man a corner outfield spot in the stead of Damon Hollins or Greg Norton come next spring. Pedroza is also an outfielder; he's 22 years old and posting a .999 OPS in A-ball. Pedroza could be a long time coming, but he's merely icing on this deal for the Devil Rays. Also happening on the Tampa front: big time prospects B.J. Upton and Ben Zobrist were called up today to fill the left side of the infield vacated by the injured Ty Wigginton and the freshly departed Lugo.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Jay Johnstone

There's absolutely no way that they'd make it a thought-provoking, tear-jerking documentary.

Nope.

Chances are if some Hollywood movie studio ever decides to purchase the rights to Jay Johnstone's life story, they would make it a knee-slapping, side-splitting, fall-out-of-your-chair-laughing animated cartoon.

Ten-to-one odds says that everyone's favorite lovable prankster, Bart Simpson would be chosen for the lead role. Bart is a dead ringer for Johnstone. He even has Johnstone's toothy smile.

As you probably know or perhaps guessed by now, Johnstone was a completely zany, off-the-wall character, who simply loved to play practical jokes on his unsuspecting teammates.

He pulled off a number of infamous pranks during his playing days, including placing a soggy brownie inside Steve Garvey's first base mitt, cutting out the crotch area of Rick Sutcliffe's underwear, dressing up as a groundskeeper and sweeping the Dodger Stadium infield in between innings, and replacing the celebrity photos in Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda's office with pictures of himself, Jerry Reuss, and Don Stanhouse.

Johnstone was also a pretty darn good hitter. But, that wasn't always the case. At least, not at first.

After seven big league seasons, Johnstone sported a rather pedestrian .245 career batting average. The most troubling and frustrating part of his game, was his lack of consistency with the bat. He was as reliable as a local weatherman suffering from dyslexia or an alcoholic with amnesia.

In 1972 Johnstone batted .188 in 107 games for the Chicago White Sox and was subsequently waived.

Ironically, baseball's funny man had been laughed out of the league. His career appeared to be over at the age of 27.

And then the unexpected happened.

Baseball's clown finally started taking the game seriously. During the winter of 1972, Johnstone worked with a batting coach and began the slow and tedious process of remaking what would later turn out to be a picture perfect line drive swing. A veritable workaholic, he seemd to spend every waking moment hitting tennis balls off a tee.

Unfortunately, Johnstone did not see immediate results at the big league level, batting just .107 in 28 games for the Oakland A's in 1973, and was released once again.

However, Johnstone would not be out of work for long.

His hard work, dedication and preserverance eventually paid off. In the ensuing four years, he batted .295, .329, .318 and .284 for the Philadelphia Phillies.

Johnstone was not surprised by his new found success. "You see, the more you practice, the more you can do things without thinking about it," Johnstone explained at the time. "And when you can do it, react without thinking, you cut down on the time it takes the brain to send messages to the parts of your body that has to react. And that little minute time makes all the difference."

A native of Manchester, Connecticut, Johnstone was originally signed as an amateur free agent by the Los Angeles Angels in 1963. He played in the big leagues for parts of 20 seasons with eight different teams, including the Los Angeles Dodgers twice from 1980 to 1982 and again in 1985.

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[1] Girodano, Paul. "Constant Work for Johnstone." Bucks County Courier Times, (Pennsylvania, March 21, 1977, A15.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

I feel for my Southern California readers who are enduring triple ...

I feel for my Southern California readers who are enduring triple digit temperatures again this week plus wildfires so big you can see them from space. What a nightmare.

It was another beautiful Seattle summer day here yesterday and we actually got some badly needed showers in the afternoon which Tater Tot and I very much enjoyed on our walk. Down past the alpacas I saw this old truck and grabbed a shot.






I miss baseball!!!! While I am patiently waiting for Seattle-Toronto to play Friday night, here's a question for you. What is the biggest American crowd ever at a Major League Baseball game? The answer, coming up.






I've often spoken of my love for "media labels," those one to five word descriptive phrases we use to identify the subject of a news story. I happened upon two fantastic ones this week.

First, thanks to blog reader Mark for sending me a story on some recently released private letters from Albert Einstein, the genius behind the theory of relativity. Or, as the Reuters story identifies him "the wild-haired Jewish-German scientist..."



One of the many websites that wrote about radio host Adam Carolla recently hanging up on conservative author Ann Coulter during a brief, contentious phone interview is called Queerty.Com. They identified her as a "blonde horse-faced pundit."


I still hope one day to be the "impossibly ageless billionaire Norwegian bachelor." What's your dream media label?






Have you heard the new Radiohead CD? It's fantastic. They're rocking again. It the strangest thing though. The CD artwork for "Black Holes And Revelations" says it's by some band named "Muse." Must be an alias.






Shine On You Crazy Diamond: A very sad musical note this week as original Pink Floyd guitarist Syd Barrett died of diabetes at age 60. Though he left the band in 1968, and the music industry soon after to spend all of his time in an LSD haze, he is still fondly remembered. Except by every single person I talked to this week, all of whom said the same thing, "Syd Barrett was still alive?".






Baseball trivia answer: Did you remember that the Los Angeles Dodgers used to play at the L.A. Memorial Coliseum in the years between Ebbets Field and Dodger Stadium?

On May 7, 1959 they drew 93,103 fans for a game against the Yankees that also honored Dodger catcher Roy Campanella who had suffered a career-ending car crash the year before. New York won the exhibition game 6-2 in front of the largest crowd to see a baseball game in the U.S..






Day 24 of songs with "Summer" in the title surely looks familiar. Here's what I wrote back when we were doing "Numbers":

"Today's (song) needs no backstory, no history, no analysis. It's freaking Bryan Adams "Summer of '69" from 1985. Sing it if you know it!


I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled
It was summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a Band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far

Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

Back in Summer of '69..."

Thursday, July 27, 2006

my email is down. :(

i would imagine that my messages are being stored somewhere, and then when the server is back up they will trickle in over the next couple of days as the server processes all the millions of emails that are backed up….. in the meantime, you can email me at work if you want to... My fullname at clearchannel dot com.

Last night was the baseball game, mike and I went. The box was catered as expected, no hotdogs though, but there was about 4 6 packs of beer, water, soda, wings, pizza, nachos, salad, popcorn, chips, peanuts, brownies and cookies. :) the food and drinks were inside, and then you could sit outside and get hit by foul balls.. it was a pretty sweet way to watch the game . I like the layout of alliance bank stadium, it reminds me a lot of dodger stadium, and we all know that is one of my favorites.. :)

A couple of interesting aspects of the game were the catcher from the red wings and the coach were ejected after a questionable call. Then a few batters later, one of the redwings lost his bat mid swing and it flew into the stands behind the visitors dugout, then they had the gall to ask for the bat back. How rude. A surprising event was beersy showed up with some of his work colleagues. I shouldn’t have been so surprised seeing as he works for time warner, but it was a surprise.

Sarah and jr come into town tonight. Not sure when, nor am I sure of their plans.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Booth movement and some major college football news.....in MAY

So because they no longer have the rites to Monday Night Football, ABC is pooling their resources to put together a major college football primetime package beginning this season with Notre Dame at Georgia Tech.

The goal is to pair some of the top match-ups of the season in this package, and get the "big named" teams their primetime slot. Among the teams featured, Notre Dame will be on three times, against Tech, Michigan State and USC (and maybe again in the Rose Bowl if they fall there), Ohio State is featured twice, Michigan twice, and USC three times.

(Editors note: The highlight for me personally is that October 14th game with the Alma Mater
extracting revenge on Mecheatagain at Beaver Stadium. Finally we get them at University Park for the first time since 2001. Go ask THE Ohio State's Troy Smith how much he enjoyed last year's primetime game at the Beav. Oh, and your homegrown referees won't save your ass this year either.)

But the package itself is a great idea, it's the first time that network television will carry a college football primetime series, and the weeks where there is a dual broadcast, the other game will be picked up by either ESPN or ESPN2 meaning you get three primetime games likely in one weekend.

ABC is smart in the sense that they have picked college football "cash cows" USC, Notre Dame, Ohio State and Michigan to lead this new adventure and they are also going with a 12-day selection package too, meaning that games from November 11 on, they will select the games they will air 12-days before hand. Good choice, this way, much like the NFL Flex schedule they can get the best match ups from the conferences they choose to air.

ABC is also carrying the Rose Bowl (only) during the BCS, so they keep some of the traditional Rose Bowl teams like Ohio State, Michigan, and USC close to the vest in the hopes that maybe they can land a match up with any one of those three in their lone BCS game. Remember the other three BCS games move to Fox beginning this season.

There are other movments in the college football world as well.
  • NFL Network will air the Insight.com bowl beginning this year, this to go along with their airing of live regular season NFL games for the first time. That, plus they will take the top five games from each week and re-air them in full, it's the network broadcast too.
  • Keith Jackson announced his retirement weeks ago, so ABC will scramble to fill his shoes and the booths are being switched around right and left. Brent Musberger will work with Bob Davie on the ABC Primetime game, Mike Patrick and Todd Blackledge (who moved from CBS) will do the ESPN primetime game, and former ABC'er Gary Danielson takes Blackledge's roll as lead analyst on CBS' coverage of the SEC this season. This means that (my idol) Brad Nessler and Bob Greise will be the lead afternoon team on ABC and they will keep Gary Thorne on the other game during the afternoon (Since Mike Tirico is now the MNF guy)
  • All we know about Fox's coverage of the BCS is that Thom Brennaman will call one of the games (the title game, maybe the "Plus-one" game?) and the rest of the crew, analysts and all will be named later. You could stay in house and get guys like Joe Buck or Troy Aikman, but it might be wise to go outside and get someone else. As long as it isn't the guys they use on the Fox Sports Net studio show during Saturday telecasts, it'll be OK. But Fox definitely has the shallowest of broadcasting talent pools, specifically when it comes to play-by-play and college sports.
  • Those changes are inline with what the NFL booths look like with Greg Gumball moving back to play-by-play, James Brown jumping from Fox to CBS and Michaels and Madden jumping to NBC, Collonsworth and Bryant Gumball jumping to NFL Network.
It just goes to show that the booth movement is almost as crazy as free agency in other sports.